Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
