We're like a lot better than the average bears
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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