the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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