Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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