On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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