idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Randomize
