In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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