Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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