I'm jealous of your bromance
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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