Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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