It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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