Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
