I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It's Friday. Sex?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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