I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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