oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You made out with two different species that night
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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