i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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