I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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