Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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