You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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