Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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