so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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