How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
