I want to have your abortion
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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