O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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