Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
