Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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