Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
