Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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