theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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