Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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