you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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