smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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