wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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