Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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