At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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