who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
