never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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