sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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