so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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