tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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