No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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