i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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