idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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