Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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