So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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