Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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