At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think your dad took our porno
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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