smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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