4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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