so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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