You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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